Alien Debate
Monday, 21 January 2013
by Anne Ward
“On the programme
today we discuss
Aliens , asking the
question: “What Is An
Alien?”
Some one
with a bent
ear , or a crooked
face
Doesn’t always have
to be a
being from outer
space
It could be
a small adult
with an inherited
genetic defect,
Or a very
tall person who
wears a size
16 shoe. Even
someone having a
fit of the
blues
Maybe a loner who
just wants to be
different.
Not one who
wears the same
uniform as every
other inhabitant
Blackpool has
a very diverse,
cosmopolitan population.
Take a walk along
the Prom` during the
busy season,
you will hear
a mixture of
languages and accents.
See the extremes
of fashion and
cultures.
Its enough to
make us locals
feel like outnumbered
Aliens!
“Breaking News. After
a recent heavy
snowfall we are
hearing reports of strange Aliens
appearing in gardens
across the town.
They are described
as approximately four
feet tall, White, male,
with coal eyes,
carrot noses and
no hair. They
do not pose
any threat, however, as
Blackpool’s salty, sea
air caused them
to melt away
in despair.”
“Back to the
programme.”
Those born in
Blackpool are called
Sand Grown ‘Uns’.
Many are conceived
in the sand
dunes and arrive
in other places,
“When they return
for holidays, are
they classed as
Aliens?”
Latest update:
ALIENS
Appearing
Locally
In
Every
Nightclub
Soon
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